[twitter-follow username=”TenTonIsNumber1″ scheme=”dark”] i used to have a twitter account with many many followers. now i have zero followers. is this how it feels being the last kid picked in gym class to be on a team? i’m gonna reward the first person to follow me with something. i wonder who that person will be – will they be cool? will i know them already…i hope not. maybe i will send them a book. maybe i will meet up with them in vegas and give them $40 to gamble with. come to me oh first twitter follower…come to me now.